Retroified modern F-150

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 05/14/2020 at 11:44 • Filed to: None

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I think this almost works. Almost. I need to see it in a sky blue and white two tone.

I think the headlight should be squared off without the point, but I’m guessing the theory was this could be a bolt on kit. Soothing you could do without Replacing the fender. 

fhrblig > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 11:55

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I like most of it. I agree with you on squaring off the bit by the headlight. Also, I doubt they could make that side mirror work with a power motor, but I’m sure there’s a way to get a similar look.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 11:58

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I think its awful.

It would sell tons to boomers

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 11:59

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That’s a no for me dawg. 

Pickup_man > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:12

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Nope. Don’t like it. Not one bit. 

PatBateman > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/14/2020 at 12:17

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No sir. This would sell well to Millennials that want to stand out with something old, but also want the newest tech.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > PatBateman 05/14/2020 at 12:23

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I dunno, being 28, I like n ew new things or old old things

Aremmes > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:38

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I think it’s overdone. With just the grill and the single chrome line along the side markers it’d look the part without making it seem like the product of a clearance sale at USA C hrome S hop.

HammerheadFistpunch > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:42

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PatBateman > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/14/2020 at 12:43

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Yeah, but you’re not the stereotypical 28 year old. You’re special, but in a good way.

*back slap

Victorinoo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:45

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I like it. Looks much better than the big wheels, plastic bumper and lifeless headlights on the current model. They should sell this as an trim  .

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > PatBateman 05/14/2020 at 12:46

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lol.  Buys an un-airconditioned Kia Forte special

AfromanGTO > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:47

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You forgot to include front turn signals.

Besides that it looks pretty good.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > HammerheadFistpunch 05/14/2020 at 12:53

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Perfect use for an imperfect car

Future next gen S2000 owner > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:54

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Can I get this in Snowrunner and then promptly drive it into the deepest part of the lake?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 12:57

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“ Almost works” hahaha

Hahahahahahahaha

It’s fucking terrible. Yeet it into the sun.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 05/14/2020 at 12:58

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Stealing this. 

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/14/2020 at 13:01

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have at em

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/taxiderpy-1842841022

boredalways > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 13:13

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Has this individual artist tackled the Chevy Silverado yet? It needs help.

DasWauto > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 13:15

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Here it is done properly. I’d rock this, though I’d probably paint the grill black and the bumper either body colour or black too. I despise chrome.

Brickman > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 13:17

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I want to go back in time and never see this.

shop-teacher > boredalways 05/14/2020 at 13:27

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There is no saving that generation of Silverado.  It needs to be taken out back and shot.

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 13:28

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I want to like it ... but nope.  Too much.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 13:44

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A Boy and His Longtail > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 14:07

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My brain is unable to handle this

Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 14:10

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The side glass ruins it from ever looking right. Everything else is well conceived and actually turned out much better than I’d expect.

On second glance, chrome mirror backs would go a long ways.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DasWauto 05/14/2020 at 14:13

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I think this is one time chrome makes sense 

Jim Spanfeller > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 15:04

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All vehicles look better with round headlights. They just do. That’s why malaise cars are often ugly. As soon as American cars were allowed to have non-round headlights, car manufacturers flipped out and went “SQUARE ALL THE LIGHTS”, and before long, boom. Ugly rectangles. Circle lights look like eyes and make the car cuter and prettier and therefo re better. That is all.

DasWauto > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 15:27

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It makes sense and looks appropriate,  but I still don’t like it personally.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 15:48

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Looks good. Giving it tires with white lettering might help too.

And from a doing-work perspective, smaller wheels/ higher profile tires are usually better and probably cheaper to replace.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > shop-teacher 05/14/2020 at 15:52

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Can you imagine one day you wake up in bed, you look over at your wife/girlfriend and her face has morphed into something that reminds you of the the current Silverado face?

It would be the next pandemic... Silverado-face-itis!

CRider > shop-teacher 05/14/2020 at 17:17

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I believe Ram is currently in the process of killing the Silverado.

shop-teacher > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/14/2020 at 18:04

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Great, now that's going to haunt my dreams!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > shop-teacher 05/14/2020 at 18:59

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It could be worse. Like having a nice dream where you have another child... but when the baby comes out, all you can see is how the baby’s face looks like that Silverado.

And now you have to deal with having a kid with a Silverado-face for the rest of your life.

And imagine having to kiss her goodnight...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > shop-teacher 05/14/2020 at 19:18

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Oh oh... another idea! Y our wife gets a virus where she’s normal but then changes when you have sex., but then goes back to normal after your boner has been killed.

Kind of l ike on the show friends where Chandler tells Ross a story where during sex, sometimes he suddenly he sees his mothers face and then it’s like having sex with his mother! Only you’ll be having sex with Silverado-face!

And the worst thing about it would be that the change wouldn’t happen consistently. Sometimes everything will be fine... might even be fine for a while and then BAM ... Silverado face.

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher 05/14/2020 at 19:39

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My though ts exactly. I want to like it, and almost do... but it’s taking more effort on my part than it should. It ain’t love at first sight, that’s for sure.

shop-teacher > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/14/2020 at 19:43

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STAHP IT YOU MONSTER!!!!

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 05/14/2020 at 19:45

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Its just too much. I like those retro previous gen Silverados, but this ain’t working.

Part of the problem is that this gen of F-150 has no design elements or language that relates to the old one. Whereas I saw a lot of Squarebody in the previous gen Silverado.